Anti=-Dinking Song

 We're coming, we're coming, our brave little band.

On the right side of dinking we now take our stand.

We like to hit high lobs because we do think

That the people who chase them aren't able to Dink!

 Away, away with dinks, by gum, with dinks, by gum, with dinks, by gum,

 Away, away with dinks, by gum, the song of the Non-Dinking Army.

We never eat granola because we do think.  

That gals with oats in their teeth are liable to dink!

 Away, away with dinks, by gum.....

We never hit soft thirds because we do think,

that soft shots will often lead people to dink.

 Away, away with dinks, by gum.....

We never eat cookies because they have yeast,

And one little crumb makes a man dink like a beast.

Now can you imagine a greater disgrace

Than a man at the kitchen with crumbs on his face?

    

 Away, away with dinks, by gum.....

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I remember this song from long ago.  It was about the demon alcohol as I remembered it, but it lent itself to a bit of a brush up.  The source where I found it, stated that the author is unknown.  It became popular with Teton Tea Parties in the 1960s.  There are other verses, but I think what we have here ought to be enough!  Dink on!