Anti-Lobbing Song

 You had to expect this...

We're coming, we're coming, our brave little band.

On the right side of lobbing we now take our stand.

We don't like to play, if we may sob,

thus none of us will dare hit a lob!

 Away, away with lobs, by gum, with lobs, by gum, with lobs, by gum,

 Away, away with lobs, by gum, the song of the Non-Lobbying Army.

We like to hit hard and make the ball throb,

Because the people who return them aren't able to Lob!

Away, away with lobs, by gum, with lobs, by gum, with lobs, by gum,

 Away, away with lobs, by gum, the song of the Non-Lobbying Army.

We're not really social nor hang out with mobs,

as socialites are more likely to lob.

 Away, away with lobs, by gum.....

We never eat corn that comes on a cob,

People with bits in their teeth are likely to lob!

 Away, away with lobs, by gum.....

We never eat cookies because they have yeast,

And one little crumb makes a man lob like a beast.

Now can you imagine a greater disgrace

Than a man gleefully lobbing with crumbs on his face?

    

 Away, away with lobs, by gum.....

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